Nevermore Round 1That damned bird was responsible for me nearly freezing my balls off in a bullshit hike across the tundra!Oh man, don't get me started on that one.
Okay, now I'm pissed off about it. This is what happened.Me, fatty, and Lumiere were grouped together for this bullshit tournament. The idea was to fight your way through all the bullshit lands of birdbrain's and get to the end, where rainbows and ponies shot out of the crow's ass and used its magic special powers to make zombies of loved ones. Of course, being an asshole, the bird decided to start us off in this cold ass mountain area to get through. I feel bad for the poor bastards that didn't bring a coat for this.Did I mention that bird rhymed all the time? Seriously, it was like Poe met Seuss and visited the pet store.Anyways, so we were sent out into the cold. Now, as a tournament, obviously there's only going to be one winner. That means anyone we